James Randi Taking Charge

I love this video, I’ve seen it a few times and each time I giggle like a Japanese school girl looking at an puffed Pomeranian. The illusionist here says he can flip pages by his psychic energy alone; INCREDIBLE! And then mean Mister Skeptical James Randi comes along and is all like ‘hey, let’s put some packing peanuts here and see what happens’. Suddenly the illusionist is all like, ‘oh yeah, this shit is hard with the packing peanuts’.

Mr. Wizard Was A Wonderful, Cranky Old Guy

I would start my cartoon early mornings with Mr. Wizard; his sometimes surreal immersion in the sciences really woke my young toehead ass up at 5:30 in the morning. He really was something special and I kinda wanted to be on his show.

I’m glad my letters to him went unanswered because being on his show meant an unyielding introduction to the nightmarish hellscape he unveiled to hilariously unprepared children: beheadings, loneliness, merciless indoctrination that ‘the world is not fair, the world is SCIENCE and ONLY SCIENCE!”, playing with fire, to love something only for it to be annihilated moments later, *shiver*.

Mr. Fucking Wizard introduced kids to a worlds beyond reality, a transcended state where the horrors of modern academic knowledge meld with the macabre dark arts of the unknown.  

I tip my pointy wizard hat at you. 

The Guild Season 6!

Awesome, The Guild is back! It’s a short comedy show about gaming and internet culture. The full seasons are available too and each are excellent.

It’s like ‘Big Bang Theory’… except funny!

Do not mess with Cmdr. Shephard’s Contacts

He has very special, unique eyes

Angry old women are like the Wu-Tang Clan, nothing to fuck with

I’ve been fortunate to never encounter pedestrians on my daily commute, I find their archaic way of walking to destinations and their inherent unpredictability very scary. This particular sidewalk lover, some sort of Stalin-era hulk super grandmother, encounters trappings of the capitalist world around her and goes on a proletariat rage, and tearing off trappings of private enterprise like car bumpers.

Jabba the Squirrel

Chubbeh squirrel honkshoes in food trough after one too many deep fried, double stuffed, heavy frosted, low-calorie sunflower seeds. The lack of motivation and the delicious flanks translates to humans too.

Get to the Choppa!

Lest we forget the day Arnie saved our freedom loving butts from a scary faced, four-tentical orange skin head hunter looking to boil my skull as a war trophy!

The worst movie death, Thanks Turkey!

I feel the director had something else in mind. May be he sketched a dazziling hero bursting through the door to pump some hot lead into the ringleader of Ridiculous Facial Hair Inc, the evil man not dying easy so she has to unload a few more times to stop his tormented war marchine before succumbing on the bed he was probably born on.

Instead, with a maximum special effects budget of 9, we get this.

Fun at Taco Bell

Dave takes over a Taco Bell!

“Get a suit, tell an interesting story, don’t be nervous”

Harmony Korine wanted to come out to David Letterman’s show, tell a few good jokes, an interesting story about his sailing friend Barfunk, maybe hold eye contact once or twice. And that’s exactly what happened. He explains his movie “Kids” was based around a Hessidic Jewish man yelled at him once, and when Dave asks how that script went to the big screen, “Well, I’m not sure…” Korine answers.

Check out 3:17 talking about his neighbor who apparently wore platform shoes and special pants who was befell with a bbq’ing accident.